EEZY
Take that, Perec!
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the p-word
Tag: Music
September 15, 2013
MEN-MACHINES
Men-machines
Went to see my favourite ‘band’
essentially four balding men not
moving behind laptops below
a three-dimensional light show
witness the purest digital sound
your ears you will ever hear is it
live though is it authentic there’s no
way of knowing they could just cue
it all up and simply press ‘play’
September 12, 2013
U REMIND ME
I reimagined the chorus of Usher’s 2001 single ‘U Remind Me’.
U Remind Me
Sorry but this has to end
that sweet citrus scent
you spray on your neck
gives you the exact
essence of my ex
sorry but this has to end
September 1, 2013
HEAVEN
Heaven
It was one of those days
when night became day
became night which isn’t
to say David Byrne wasn’t
right when he sang ‘heaven
is a place where nothing
ever happens’ but man
alive that sounds boring
August 24, 2013
ROLL OVER BEETHOVEN
PRESS: Beethoven figures in one of your songs. What do you think of Beethoven?
RINGO: I like Beethoven, especially the poems.
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