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Tag: Innuendo

NIGELLA’S STUFFED PORK LOIN SERVED WITH BROAD BEANS, ARTICHOKES & PEAS

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Nigella’s Stuffed Pork Loin Served with Broad Beans, Artichokes & Peas

I’m flavouring this pork from within
I’ll smooth it with a spatula later
I love this method of flavouring
It means you really get it intensely

It always makes me feel very Italian

If you give it a bit of a push
The inner bean pops out
This is exactly how I want it
Super juicy and golden

I’m ready for you my beauty

Now these slices of pork
Can nestle in their garden
I want to use these broad juices
To add gleam and liquid flavour

Let me get you some pudding

[composed using direct quotes from S01E03 of Nigellissima]

VERTICAL RIVERS

photo: Skógafoss by Robin boothroyd

photo: Skógafoss by Robin boothroyd

Vertical Rivers

spent all night googling
poems about waterfalls
there aren’t too many
maybe I’ll write one
found one by Hardy
it’s well filthy all
‘throbs to my soul’ &
‘thrust my arm below’
innuendo bingo
he even says ‘rim’
I can’t stop giggling